My new favourite Christmas poem


We had our church communities main christmas celebration last sunday, being the 4th sunday of Advent.

I loved this poem 'mashed' up by my wife, that was used as a reading (and not just because she is my wife).

I'm always a little ambivalent about Christmas as the secular debt fuelled affair that is has become. This poem helped me smile and re-connect to something other than my inner Grinch.


T’was the night before Christmas, And all through the town

Not a sign of baby Jesus, Was anywhere to be found

The people were all busy, With Christmas time chores

Like decorating, and baking, And shopping in stores.

No-one sang “Away in a  manger, No crib for a bed”

Instead, they sang of Santa, dressed up in bright red

Mummy watched Delia, Dad sat with beer on his lap

As hour upon hour, The presents they’d wrap

When what on the TV, Did they suddenly glance?

‘Cept an ad ..which told, of a big sale in Marks!

So away to the shops, They all flew like a flash

Buying some things on credit, And others with cash!

And, as they made their way home, From their trip to the stores

Did they think about Jesus?, Oh, no…not at all.

Their lives were so busy, With their Christmas time things

No time to remember, Christ Jesus the King.

There were presents to wrap, And biscuits to bake.

How could they stop and remember, Who died for their sake?

To pray to the Saviour, They had no time to stop

Because they needed more time, To “Shop til they dropped!”

On Tesco! On Asda!, On Topshop! On Next!

On Primark! On ‘Smiths!, A quick lunch at Gregs

From the big stores in London, To the stores in the town

They would dash away, dash away, And do all the rounds!

And up on the roof, There arose such a clatter

As granddad hung icicle lights, Up on his new ladder.

He hung lights that would flash, He hung lights that would twirl.

Yet, he never once prayed to Jesus…, Light of the WORLD.

Christ’s eyes…how they twinkle!

Christ’s Spirit… merry!, Christ’s love… how enormous!

All our burdens…he’ll carry!, So instead of being busy

Stressed- out, and uptight, Let’s put Christ back in Christmas

And enjoy some good nights!